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Dylan, nearly 19, student of zombie languages, pleased to meetcha :)
“I am very cold”
“The parchment is very hairy.”
“Oh, my hand.”
—Notes from medieval monks and scribes in the margins of their work
Our latest issue “Means of Communication” is now online. Take a break from the scriptorium to check it out!
This is awesome.
(via bioluminescent-moth)
(Source: lurcio, via lgbtlaughs)
I am now using this as my “How To Dance” routine.
I’m going out to a beach rave thing tonight, and I’m going to use all of these :DDD
omfg
(Source: isavedherlife)
(via lgbtlaughs)
THIS IS PROBABLY THE SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER LAID EYES ON OMFG WY WOULD YOU EVEN GO IN THERE TO MINGLE WITH SATAN OBVIOUSLY THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SATANS DEN YOURE GOING TO DIE IDIOT, YET AGAIN MORE EVIDENCE THAT KOALAS ARE FUCKING EVIL WATCH YOUR BACK
Item #: SCP-173
Object class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173’s container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
(via somethingboobs)